{"product_id":"speedreadertees-pretty-witty-babies-team-1-of-52-teams-of-8-antique-rival-wisdoms","title":"SpeedReaderTees Team 1 Pretty Witty Babies Can't Read But You Will!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpeedReaderTees Pretty Witty Babies Team 1 of 52 Teams of 8 Antique Rival Wisdoms\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrettyWittyBabies\u003c\/strong\u003e (Onesies)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBabies Can't Read… but You and Others Will — Multiple Times a Day!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery hug, diaper change, and trip to the grocery store becomes a little wisdom moment. Grandparents, babysitters, and strangers in the checkout line will all read your baby's shirt, and smile. Each one has a full team of 8 time-tested wisdoms, so baby hears them read aloud long before they can read them on their own. 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