{"product_id":"speedreadertees-team-13-pretty-witty-babies-cant-read-but-you-will","title":"SpeedReaderTees Team 13 Pretty Witty Babies Can't Read, But You Will!","description":"\u003ctable style=\"height: 24px;\" width=\"598\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"xl65\" style=\"height: 15.75pt; width: 200pt;\" width=\"266\" height=\"21\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpeedReaderTees Team 13 Pretty Witty Babies Can't Read, But You Will!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrettyWittyBabies\u003c\/strong\u003e (Onesies)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBabies Can't Read… but You and Others Will — Multiple Times a Day!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery hug, diaper change, and trip to the grocery store becomes a little wisdom moment. 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