Antique Sarcastic Wisdoms... iThink Therefore iSmirk

Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.2

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.1

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.1-

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - RS2T - RW-16.1

Common sense is very uncommon. - Horace Greeley 1811 - 1872 - RS2T - RW-15.8

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - RS2T - RW-15.7

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Hosea Ballou 1771 - 1852 - RS2T - RW-15.6

Those who know the least obey the best. - George Farquhar 1677 - 1707 - RS2T - RW-15.5

I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RS2T - PWB-15.4

I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RS2T - RW-15.4

He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879 - rs2t - RW-15.3

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe 1564 - 1593 - rs2t - PWB-15.2

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe 1564 - 1593 - rs2t - RW-15.2

After all is said and done, more is said than done. - Aesop 621 BC - 564 BC - rs2t - RW-15.1

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-14.2

I have cultivated my hysteria with pleasure and terror. - Charles Baudelaire 1821 - 1867 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.8

Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Benjamin Franklin 1706 - 1790 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.7

However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him. - Nicolas Despreaux 1636 - 1711 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.6-

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson 1743 - 1826 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.5-

He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Foote 1720 - 1777 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.4

If I were two-faced, why would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.3

In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte 1769 - 1821 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.2

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young 1801 - 1877 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-13.1

All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. - Alexandre Dumas 1802 - 1870 - MugWisdom Ceramic 11oz - MW-10.8

Common sense is not so common. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - MugWisdom.com Ceramic 11oz - MW-6.7

A person should be upright, not be kept upright. - Marcus Aurelius 121 AD - 180 AD - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-24.3

Science is the father of knowledge, but opinion breeds ignorance. - Hippocrates 460 BC - 370 BC - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-24.2

Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise. - Lord Chesterfield 1694 - 1773 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-22.6

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-21.3

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-12.7

Charity begins at home, and justice begins next door. - Charles Dickens 1812 – 1870 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-12.2

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Thomas Moore 1779 - 1852 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-11.7