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In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte 1769 - 1821

Imaginary evils are incurable. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 1830 - 1916

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton 1593 - 1683

How much better it is to be envied than to be pitied. - Herodotus 484 BC - 424 BC

Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks. - David Garrick 1717 - 1779

He means well is useless unless he does well. - Plautus 255 BC - 185 BC

Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778

Folks never understand the folks they hate. - James Russell Lowell 1819 - 1891

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron 1788 - 1824

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. - Robert Bulwer-Lytton 1831 - 1891

He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914

I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 -rbw

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778

He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Foote 1720 - 1777 - rbw

Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong. - Marguerite Gardiner 1789 - 1849 -rbw

A person should be upright, not be kept upright. - Marcus Aurelius 121 AD - 180 AD - blks2t - S2T

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - blks2t - S2T

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. - Diogenes 412 BC - 323 BC - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup -Team+ MW-14.3-

I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup -Team+ MW-15.6

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Hosea Ballou 1771 - 1852 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup -Team - MW-15.6

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup -Team+ MW-16.7-

To me, old age is always ten years older than I am. - John Burroughs 1837 - 1921 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup -Team+ MW-16.8

A person should be upright, not be kept upright. - Marcus Aurelius 121 AD - 180 AD - s2t

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young 1801 - 1877 - S2T

S2TBQM- All human wisdom is summed up in two words; wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas 1802 - 1870

All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. - Alexandre Dumas 1802 - 1870 - S2TBQM