iSmirk Therefore SarcastiQuotees iWear ...Antique Sarcastic Wisdoms

What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. - Diogenes 412 BC - 323 BC

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry 1662 - 1714

Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe 1564 - 1593

Little deeds are like little seeds, they grow to flowers or to weeds. - Daniel D. Palmer 1845 - 1918

It is tact that is golden, not silence. - Samuel Butler 1835 - 1902

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910

Common sense is very uncommon. - Horace Greeley 1811 - 1872

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard 1856 - 1915

Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington - 1732 - 1799

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Thomas Moore 1779 - 1852

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Hosea Ballou 1771 - 1852

Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Benjamin Franklin 1706 - 1790

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900

After all is said and done, more is said than done. - Aesop 621 BC - 564 BC

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900

The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie 1835 - 1919

Cleverness is not wisdom. - Euripides 480 BC – 406 BC

To keep your secret is wisdom; to expect others to keep it is folly. - William Samuel Johnson 1727 - 1819

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865

Reason and love are sworn enemies. - Pierre Corneille 1606 - 1684

Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744

Our charity begins at home, And mostly ends where it begins. - Horace Smith 1779 - 1893

Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested upon. - Percy Shelley 1792 - 1822

Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778

Never find fault with the absent. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744

Never cut what you can untie. - Joseph Joubert 1754 - 1824

Man is the inventor of stupidity. - Remy de Gourmont 1858 - 1915

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. - Josh Billings 1818 – 1885

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Nietzsche 1844 - 1900

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. - Moliere 1622 - 1673