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All generalizations are dangerous, even this one. - Alexandre Dumas 1802 - 1870 - blkshrt - S2TBQM

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. - Moliere 1622 - 1673

To me, old age is always ten years older than I am. - John Burroughs 1837 - 1921 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.8

To me, old age is always ten years older than I am. - John Burroughs 1837 - 1921 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.8

To me, old age is always ten years older than I am. - John Burroughs 1837 - 1921 – 1865 - RS2T - RW-16.8

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834 – 1865 - RS2T - RW-16.7

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.7

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.7

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.6

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - RS2T - RW-16.6

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. - Moliere 1622 - 1673 - RS2T - RW-16.5

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. - Moliere 1622 - 1673 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.5

I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. - Moliere 1622 - 1673 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.5

He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.4

He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - RS2T - RW-16.4

He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.4

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.3

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 - RS2T - RW-16.3

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.3

Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - RS2T - RW-16.2

Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.2

Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.2

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - Pretty Witty Mousepads Stop2Think - S2T-16.1

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - Drink Wisely in MugWisdom - Ceramic 11oz cup - MW-16.1-

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - RS2T - RW-16.1

Common sense is very uncommon. - Horace Greeley 1811 - 1872 - RS2T - RW-15.8

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - RS2T - RW-15.7

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Hosea Ballou 1771 - 1852 - RS2T - RW-15.6

Those who know the least obey the best. - George Farquhar 1677 - 1707 - RS2T - RW-15.5

I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RS2T - PWB-15.4

I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RS2T - RW-15.4

He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879 - rs2t - RW-15.3