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What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - RS2T - RW-16.6
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. - Moliere 1622 - 1673 - RS2T - RW-16.5
He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - RS2T - RW-16.4
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 - RS2T - RW-16.3
Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - RS2T - RW-16.2
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - RS2T - RW-16.1
Common sense is very uncommon. - Horace Greeley 1811 - 1872 - RS2T - RW-15.8
Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - RS2T - RW-15.7
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Hosea Ballou 1771 - 1852 - RS2T - RW-15.6
Those who know the least obey the best. - George Farquhar 1677 - 1707 - RS2T - RW-15.5
I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RS2T - RW-15.4
He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879 - rs2t - RW-15.3
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe 1564 - 1593 - rs2t - RW-15.2
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After all is said and done, more is said than done. - Aesop 621 BC - 564 BC - rs2t - RW-15.1
s2t- Suspicion is the cancer of friendship. - Petrarch 1304 - 1374
S2T- We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - blks2t
It is tact that is golden, not silence. - Samuel Butler 1835 - 1902 - s2t
s2t- It is best to avoid the beginnings of evil. - Henry David Thoreau 1817 - 1862
s2t- We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Stanton 1815 - 1902
s2t- Beware of missing chances; otherwise it may be altogether too late some day. - Franz Liszt 1811 - 1886 - blkshrt
s2t- By denying scientific principles, one may maintain any paradox. - Galileo Galilei 1564 - 1642 - blkshrt
s2t- Science is the father of knowledge, but opinion breeds ignorance. - Hippocrates 460 BC - 370 BC
A person should be upright, not be kept upright. - Marcus Aurelius 121 AD - 180 AD - blkshrt - s2t
s2t- Our lives are universally shortened by our ignorance. - Herbert Spencer 1820 - 1903
He means well, is useless unless he does well. - Plautus 255 BC - 185 BC - s2t
s2t- We forge the chains we wear in life. - Charles Dickens 1812 – 1870
s2t- None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry 1662 - 1714
Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau 1712 - 1778 - s2t
s2t- Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. - Edmund Burke 1729 - 1797
s2t- A good heart is better than all the heads in the world. - Robert Bulwer-Lytton 1831 - 1891 - blkshrt
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. - Diogenes 412 BC - 323 BC - S2T