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He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - RW-16.4
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 - RW-16.3
Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - RW-16.2
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - RW-16.1
Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - RW-15.7
Those who know the least obey the best. - George Farquhar 1677 - 1707 - RW-15.5
I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RW-15.4
He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879 - RW-15.3
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe 1564 - 1593 - RW-15.2
After all is said and done, more is said than done. - Aesop 621 BC - 564 BC - RW-15.1
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910 - RW-14.8
Courtesy is a thin veneer on general selfishness. - Honore de Balzac - 1799 - 1850 - RW-14.7
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington - 1732 - 1799 - RW-14.6
Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - RW-14.5
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard 1856 - 1915 - RW-14.4
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. - Diogenes 412 BC - 323 BC - RW-14.3
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914 - RW-14.2
Vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess! - Charles Dickens 1812 – 1870 - RW-14.1
I have cultivated my hysteria with pleasure and terror. - Charles Baudelaire 1821 - 1867 - RW-13.8
Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Benjamin Franklin 1706 - 1790 - RW-13.7
However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him. - Nicolas Despreaux 1636 - 1711 - RW-13.6
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure, till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson 1743 - 1826 - RW-13.5
He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Foote 1720 - 1777 - RW-13.4
If I were two-faced, why would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - RW-13.3
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte 1769 - 1821 - RW-13.2
A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young 1801 - 1877 - RW-13.1
RW-9.8- Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Delphine de Girardin 1804 - 1855
RW-9.7- Take hope from the heart of man and you make him a beast of prey. - Ouida 1839 - 1908
RW-9.6- Reject hatred without hating. - Mary Baker Eddy 1821 - 1910
RW-9.5- Goals help you overcome short-term problems. - Hannah More 1745 - 1833
RW-9.4- I like to praise and reward loudly, to blame quietly. - Catherine II 1729 - 1796
RW-9.3- Honest people don't hide their deeds. - Emily Bronte 1818 - 1848