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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard 1856 - 1915
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington - 1732 - 1799
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. - Thomas Moore 1779 - 1852
Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. - Hosea Ballou 1771 - 1852
Creditors have better memories than debtors. - Benjamin Franklin 1706 - 1790
Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900
After all is said and done, more is said than done. - Aesop 621 BC - 564 BC
Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900
The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell. - Andrew Carnegie 1835 - 1919
Cleverness is not wisdom. - Euripides 480 BC – 406 BC
To keep your secret is wisdom; to expect others to keep it is folly. - William Samuel Johnson 1727 - 1819
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865
Reason and love are sworn enemies. - Pierre Corneille 1606 - 1684
Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744
Our charity begins at home, And mostly ends where it begins. - Horace Smith 1779 - 1893
Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested upon. - Percy Shelley 1792 - 1822
Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778
Never find fault with the absent. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744
Never cut what you can untie. - Joseph Joubert 1754 - 1824
Man is the inventor of stupidity. - Remy de Gourmont 1858 - 1915
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. - Josh Billings 1818 – 1885
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Nietzsche 1844 - 1900
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. - Moliere 1622 - 1673
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte 1769 - 1821
Imaginary evils are incurable. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 1830 - 1916
I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton 1593 - 1683
How much better it is to be envied than to be pitied. - Herodotus 484 BC - 424 BC
Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks. - David Garrick 1717 - 1779
He means well is useless unless he does well. - Plautus 255 BC - 185 BC
