As Seen on TV and...
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865
Reason and love are sworn enemies. - Pierre Corneille 1606 - 1684
Praise undeserved, is satire in disguise. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744
Our charity begins at home, And mostly ends where it begins. - Horace Smith 1779 - 1893
Nothing wilts faster than laurels that have been rested upon. - Percy Shelley 1792 - 1822
Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778
Never find fault with the absent. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744
Never cut what you can untie. - Joseph Joubert 1754 - 1824
Man is the inventor of stupidity. - Remy de Gourmont 1858 - 1915
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. - Josh Billings 1818 – 1885
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Nietzsche 1844 - 1900
