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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. - Moliere 1622 - 1673
In politics stupidity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte 1769 - 1821
Imaginary evils are incurable. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 1830 - 1916
I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton 1593 - 1683
How much better it is to be envied than to be pitied. - Herodotus 484 BC - 424 BC
Heaven sends us good meat, but the Devil sends cooks. - David Garrick 1717 - 1779
He means well is useless unless he does well. - Plautus 255 BC - 185 BC
Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778
Folks never understand the folks they hate. - James Russell Lowell 1819 - 1891
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900