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Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron 1788 - 1824
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. - Robert Bulwer-Lytton 1831 - 1891
He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914
I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 -rbw
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778
He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Foote 1720 - 1777 - rbw
Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong. - Marguerite Gardiner 1789 - 1849 -rbw
S2TDQ- Prejudices are the chains forged by ignorance to keep men apart. -&- Insults are the arguments employed by those who are in the wrong.
