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A refusal of praise is a desire to be praised twice. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld 1613 - 1680 - RW-17.6
Who naught suspects is easily deceived. - Petrarch 1304 - 1374 - RW-17.5
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. - Josh Billings 1818 – 1885 - RW-17.4
I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton 1593 - 1683 - RW-17.3
Imaginary evils are incurable. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach 1830 - 1916 - RW-17.2
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits. - Alexander Pope 1688 - 1744 - RW-17.1
To me, old age is always ten years older than I am. - John Burroughs 1837 - 1921 - RW-16.8
I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Charles Lamb 1775 - 1834 - RW-16.7
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself. - Abraham Lincoln 1806 – 1865 - RW-16.6
I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue. - Moliere 1622 - 1673 - RW-16.5
He that humbleth himself wishes to be exalted. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - RW-16.4
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. - William Shakespeare 1564 - 1616 - RW-16.3
Nobody minds having what is too good for them. - Jane Austen 1775 - 1817 - RW-16.2
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Voltaire 1694 - 1778 - RW-16.1
Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde 1854 - 1900 - RW-15.7
Those who know the least obey the best. - George Farquhar 1677 - 1707 - RW-15.5
I drink no more than a sponge. - Francois Rabelais 1494 - 1553 - RW-15.4
He who sells what isn't his'n, Must buy it back or go to prison. - Daniel Drew 1797 - 1879 - RW-15.3
Money can't buy love, but it improves your bargaining position. - Christopher Marlowe 1564 - 1593 - RW-15.2
After all is said and done, more is said than done. - Aesop 621 BC - 564 BC - RW-15.1
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain 1835 - 1910 - RW-14.8
Courtesy is a thin veneer on general selfishness. - Honore de Balzac - 1799 - 1850 - RW-14.7
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble. - George Washington - 1732 - 1799 - RW-14.6
Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders. - Fredrich Nietzsche 1844 - 1900 - RW-14.5
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard 1856 - 1915 - RW-14.4
What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. - Diogenes 412 BC - 323 BC - RW-14.3
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914 - PWK-14.2
Vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess! - Charles Dickens 1812 – 1870 - PWK-14.1
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914 - YT-14.2
Vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess! - Charles Dickens 1812 – 1870 - YT-14.1
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce 1842 - 1914 - RW-14.2
Vices are sometimes only virtues carried to excess! - Charles Dickens 1812 – 1870 - RW-14.1
